Red

Red jokes

Rose

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Once I'm done choking you,

You will be too.

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  • Baby

    What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

    A baby in a blender.

    Baby

    What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

    Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

    What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

    What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

    Garden

    Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

    HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

    Memes

    Kid

    Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

    Rose

    Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

    Bill Cosby

    What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

    Self Harm

    You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

    Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

    Glove

    My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

    Poem

    Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

    Sister

    Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

    9/11

    The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

    Indian

    Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

    Forehead

    Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.