Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
