Red jokes
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.