Red jokes
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Memes
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.