Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
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What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better
What did the green light say to the red light - don't look I'm changing
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
roses are red, violates are blue, i don't know why i am still alive for you
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
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What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo
What's red and green and go's 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender....
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
roses r red violets r fine il be the six u be the nine
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
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What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
