Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
