What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
what's black and red and is a liquid? my scars!
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you
I kicked into someone Ball.Now i got a red Card
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
Elmo stop penetrating the orphan!!!!!
A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
what is white with red all over.........JFK
what has two legs and is red all over?
half a cat
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
I like my girls like I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in my basement.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What's black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.
What is red and very rare
A child in a blender
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
Q: What's black, white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra? No michael jackson after a pepsi advert.
What do you call two redheads on mars?
Locals.