Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Wanna hear a joke?
Me.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
