Recreation jokes
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Comment your favorite sport.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
I really like
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Baseball is awesome!
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"