Recreation jokes
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Memes
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!