Recreation jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.