Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Recreation Jokes
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.