Recreation jokes
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
Wanna hear a joke?
Me.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!