Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Recreation Jokes
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
