Recreation jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Comment your favorite sport.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!