One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
