Recreation jokes
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.