Recreation jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
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I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.