Recreation jokes

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.

They never got together at all.

Why can't you run through a campground?

Because it's "past tents!"

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

I want to di... dive! Yeah!

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.

Why do orphans play tennis?

Because it's the only love they get.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Comment your favorite sport.

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they come back, unlike their dad.

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.

What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?

Badminton.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she is a dumb b*tch!