What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
I miss playing baseball.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
