Recreation jokes
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Comment your favorite sport.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.