Recreation jokes

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Why do orphans play tennis?

Because it's the only love they get.

Why can't you run through a campground?

Because it's "past tents!"

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.

They never got together at all.

Comment your favorite sport.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Why can’t orphans play baseball??

Because they can’t find their way to home plate.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?

Badminton.

We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!