Recreation jokes
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
When you go to the community pool
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Pool table.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Peter's playtime.
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!