A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
