A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Having sex while camping is fucking in-tents.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
