Recreation jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!