Recreation jokes
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.