Recreation jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Puzzle
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.