What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
I feel bad for Shopping Carts there allwaze being pushed around
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.
what is red and shaped like a bucket
a red bucket
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The Dock
Why do people poop? Because it we need to
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
How do you leave an idiot in suspense - ill tell you tomorrow
