Stupid jokes

Stupid Jokes

Friend

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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  • Blonde

    Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."

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  • Antenna

    Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!

    Meat

    What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

    Deer balls. They're under a buck.

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  • Bison

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."

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  • Them

    What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

    - There's 20 of them.

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