Puns

Anonymous

How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

Darkness

Anonymous

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”

Man

Anonymous

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

People

Anonymous

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Number

The Rapist

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – “Bison.”

Man

Anonymous

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

Puns

Anonymous

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

Stick

Anonymous

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

Red

Anonymous

What’s red and bad for your teeth? – A brick.

Cow

Anonymous

How do you count cows? – With a cowculator.

Cannibal

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

Light

Anonymous

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? – Just Juan.

Roof

Anonymous

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!

Woman

Anonymous

I know a woman who owns a taser. – She’s stunning!

Tree

Anonymous

Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees? – Because they are really good at it.

Ball

Anonymous

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

Animal

Anonymous

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

Common

Anonymous

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Puns

Anonymous

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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