Stupid Jokes

Anonymous

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Anonymous

What’s red and bad for your teeth? – A brick.

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Anonymous

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Anonymous
in Animal

How do you count cows? – With a cowculator.

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Anonymous
in Blonde

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”

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Anonymous
in Religion

How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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Anonymous

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Anonymous

I know a woman who owns a taser. – She’s stunning!

Anonymous

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!

A man

I feel bad for Shopping Carts there allwaze being pushed around

The Rapist
in Number

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

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Brezzy

So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.

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Anonymous

Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

Anonymous
in Animal

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

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Anonymous
in Animal

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – “Bison.”

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Anonymous
in Puns

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

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Anonymous

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

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Anonymous
in Anti-jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

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Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

Anonymous

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? – Just Juan.

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