Puns

Anonymous

How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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Darkness

Anonymous

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”

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Common

Anonymous

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Red

Anonymous

What’s red and bad for your teeth? – A brick.

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Woman

Anonymous

I know a woman who owns a taser. – She’s stunning!

Man

Anonymous

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Sea

Anonymous

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Number

The Rapist

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

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NASA

Anonymous

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

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Son

Anonymous

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – “Bison.”

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Fire

Anonymous

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

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Stick

Anonymous

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

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Ball

Anonymous

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

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Light

Anonymous

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? – Just Juan.

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Calculator

Anonymous

How do you count cows? – With a cowculator.

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Cannibal

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

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Roof

Anonymous

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!

See

Anonymous

Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees? – Because they are really good at it.

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Milk

Anonymous

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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Jump

Anonymous

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

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