Stupid jokes
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls. They're under a buck.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!