Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
I feel bad for Shopping Carts there allwaze being pushed around
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
