Recreation

Recreation Jokes

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."

This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.

He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.

He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.

An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"

There were three boys on the top of a slide.

The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"

I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.