Recreation jokes
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
That camping trip was in-tents.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.