Recreation jokes
What time is fun?
Time for games!
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
Baseball is awesome!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
I love jumping off cliffs.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.