Recreation jokes

Why can’t orphans play sports?

Because they don’t have a home team.

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Why do orphans love tennis?

Because it is the only place they can get love.

What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home plate.

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.

Why did Harry fall out of the boat?

Because he's hooked!

I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.

Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.

One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

How were tire swings made?

A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.

So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"

If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.