Recreation jokes
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.