What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
