Trampoline Gift

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude buys his kid a trampoline, right? Sounds nice and fun... until you realize the kid's stuck in a wheelchair. He can't even use the trampoline. It's like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey. It's a sad situation, and you should feel bad. You're probably a millennial, which explains why you don't get it.