Recreation jokes
What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅