Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!