Recreation jokes
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.