Recreation jokes
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.