Recreation jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
Memes
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.