I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
" this a recreation from ME" Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
