Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
