How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
