Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
It's cavers.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Pool testing 123.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
