Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
At night time,in Africa,it's known as the darkest country,till this day I still wonder why.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was retested 6 offender
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
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Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom
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Why did Karen leave me
Because I was a mushroom
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger
my dog went threw my bathroom garbage and for some reason my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why did i make this joke?
Because i love jokes.
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president." "Why?" "He was very open-minded"
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
