Reason jokes

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

They have their own scales.

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Why do y’all do this?

Because you're lonely.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

I can't come in, because I'm too high.

For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

I sit because I can't stand you.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.

This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"

His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

Why did your friend eat the burger?

Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!

Not really. He was just hungry.