Reason jokes
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Memes
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why does this exist?
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.