Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! đ
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didnât wear a seatbelt.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why canât the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
