Reason jokes
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!