Reason jokes
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why does this exist?
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.