Reason jokes
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!