Reason jokes
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Reasons
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why does this exist?
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.