Reason jokes
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Memes
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! đ
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz itâs between 9/11.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why canât the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didnât wear a seatbelt.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!