Reason jokes
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Memes
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! đ
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didnât wear a seatbelt.
Why does this exist?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz itâs between 9/11.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.