little johnny got a dog without earsand then they invited their neighbours over. then they asked what was his name. the owners said " we did'nt name him anything because there no reason because when we called his name, he would'nt come."
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowtedđ
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
Why do you want me? Cus u like me .... What do you mean ? You love me No Look down
a girl named ranch went to the store, and stayed there why? because she was ranched ;)
Why did Princess Di cross the road? Momentum.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock? So he could wake up inside
Why canât the baby cross the road? Walls
Why should you never tell your french doctor that you bite your tongue? because your french doctor will give you a tetanus shot
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
Why does this exist
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered sex offinder
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Guess why alout of orphans were in Home alone because their family left them
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did 10 die?? Because he was in between 9/11
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didnât wear a seatbelt.
The reason why orphans cant play baseball is because they cant find home.
