Reason jokes

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Babe, I'm breaking up with you.

Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

I punched my mom for no freaking reason.

Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."

Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?

Because he Neverlands!

Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.

Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?

Because Sally wrote the invitations!

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

Why is the cheetah so fast?

Because it can't walk slow.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.

Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.