Reason jokes

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Babe, I'm breaking up with you.

Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.

Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?

Because Sally wrote the invitations!

Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.

Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?

Because he Neverlands!

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

Why is the cheetah so fast?

Because it can't walk slow.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.

Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.