Reason jokes

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Why did my dad leave me?

Because I was gay.

Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.

Why did the Indian cross the road?

To get to the curry shop.

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

I came here to laugh.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."