A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
