Really Jokes

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

Yo mama so fat that a whole forest grew on her but it was sad because she really smells so the forest died.

I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!

She really wanted a BO N ER

Mom:they say our kid neighbor has a blue blood Son:really? Also 2 hour later Son:mom the kid doesnt have a blue blood Mom:son i-

Sorry for my bad english U-U

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”

Q.You know what really bugs me? A.Insects puns.

one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

when i was very young... my classmates played a game called kiss chase, some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them They are rapists now

Man:Did you know pidgins die after having sex? Women:No really? Man:Well the one I fucked did...

the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.