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  • Fancy playing rodeo sex?

    "OK then," she said!

    Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!

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  • Nut

  • One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"

    Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."

    His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"

    Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.

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  • Community talk

  • hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more

  • COSMOOOO ITS MAY BTW

    I just wanted to say.... HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO MY BEST EVER FATHER you've been through so much with me and even if you aren't real im so happy your in my life!! I love you so much >:)