Goo Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Nut

A list of phrases that are bad to say after ejaculating. The list includes, "Whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo", "It's slime time", "Have some brogurt", "A shot of goo from me to you", "Gonna splurt the 'gurt".

Relationship

real.

A man is wearing glasses with one lens that is fully black. Above the man is the text "Her: goo goo gaga"

Face

me

A person's face is covered in white goo and they're making a surprised face with wide eyes.

Potion

The image is divided into four panels. The first panel shows Hank Schrader looking upset with the text "CONSUME THE" above him and "DABABY POTION MR. WHITE" below him. The second panel shows Walter White in a car, with the text "NEVER!!" above him and "NO STOP DOING THIS HANK" below him. The third panel shows Jesse Pinkman in distress with the text "JESSE HELP ME, JESSE WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAA" and a bottle labeled "DABaby Potion" next to him. The fourth and fifth panels show Hank and Walter, each with a blue hat and fingers pointed at their temples. The text "LESS GOO" is below Hank, and "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" is below Walter.

Jokes

Man

There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.

Jail

Me: Hi Jacob!

Jacob: Hi.

Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!

Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH

Comment

What is brown and sticky?

What is white and gooey?

What is long and hard?

(Tell me in the comments)