I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with f13 now I'm a real HACKER
Dont you hate it when you sit on your balls. its a real nuttcracker
What is the real name of Canada ~ Punjabistan
man drinks beer jumps off a tower and he's okay the other guy says Whoa how'd you do that.he does it again so the guy gets a beer the same beer and jumps off he died.the bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says Superman you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk
Dad: your`e adopted Son: where are my real parents? Dad: >:D they are ded now come to the`re grave and sleep there
You wanna hear a good joke kiddos? gods being real. (newsflash all gods are manmade THEY'RE ALL FICTION)
fart jokes are so popular cause they are real stinkers
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable! Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass! The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
