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Angry mom

C A S N O V A · 3 years ago

yes

The image is a two-panel comparison. The left panel is labeled "Angry Moms in Anime" and shows an anime character looking surprised and flushed. The right panel is labeled "Angry Moms in Real Life" and depicts a woman wielding a large sword in a threatening manner.

Rent

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Kid

erikthejokemaster · 3 years ago

FOR REAL

Friend

Kai :) · 3 years ago

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

Dick

Willy b · 16 days ago

A scene from the 1960s Batman TV series featuring Robin and Batgirl in their respective costumes. Speech bubbles are edited over them to create a dialogue. Batgirl asks Robin for his real name, and he responds that it is Dick, short for Richard. When she asks how one gets 'Dick' from 'Richard', Robin replies 'Just ask nicely.'

Taylor Swift

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Scooter

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

If you know you know lmao

An image of a scooter on the ground with the text "LET ME JUST KARATE CHOP YOUR ANKLES REAL QUICK".

Realization

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Wait a damn minute

A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."

Time

blach66 · 3 years ago

The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.

Vulgarity

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Voice

NIFFTY · 2 years ago

yaaaaa

A split image of a chihuahua. On the left, it's snarling with teeth bared and the text says "My voice in real life". On the right, it's smiling sweetly and the text says "My customer service voice".

Revenge

Anonymous · 1 year ago

what the

A meme consisting of two panels. The top panel shows a news report headline, stating, "Man Murdered 8 gang members under an hour after being told his sister was raped." The background of this panel displays a crime scene with police cars and yellow caution tape. The bottom panel shows a character, possibly from a science fiction movie, wearing white robes and a metallic face mask, striking a pose with one hand raised. Text below the image says, "How bro must've felt: Bro is Mr. Aura himself."

React

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A YouTube thumbnail. On the left, a blurred-faced person is shown with hands cupped around their face, looking shocked, against a background with lightning. On the right, there is an anime image showing a female character with long blonde hair, looking distressed or in pain. Text overlay says, "IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY ####?". Below the thumbnail, the video title reads "REAL R@PIST REACTS TO R@P# IN FICTION | PROFESSIONAL REACTS". Below the title is the channel name "Pro Reacts", followed by "203 views" and "2 months ago". The video length is 11:31.

Fanta

𝕽𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖈𝖍 · 2 years ago

Fantasy

The image has the text "Is this the real life, or just a..." above a letter C created from Fanta cans.

Cereal

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A box of Case-o's cereal with a picture of a person giving a thumbs up. The cereal is said to be the finest cereal and that Twitch Bits can get you. It is made with real honey and can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet.

Dad

原田 · 2 years ago

A photo shows a man standing in front of a ball pit. Above him is a large dinosaur statue. The text says, "Took my son to meet his real dad today."

Teacher

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A cartoon image of a kid in a classroom looking down at a desk, while another kid is peeking behind the kid. The text overlay says: "When the teacher asking a question and you don't want to be called. Damn this table looking real tabley."

Sleep

PurplePanda · 3 years ago

real

Homer Simpson sleeping in bed with a cat curled up near his head. The text says "Me sacrificing my career for eight extra minutes of sleep."

Cristiano Ronaldo

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

real

A photoshopped image featuring a smiling Cristiano Ronaldo. He is wearing a dark shirt and has ammunition belts draped over his shoulders and chest. He is holding a large automatic rifle with a bipod. Behind him is a green flag with a white circular emblem that includes a map-like shape, a rifle, and Arabic calligraphy. The Arabic text on the flag says "وَلَكِنَّ اللَّهَ قَتَلَهُمْ وَمَا رَمَيْتَ إِذْ رَمَيْتَ" (And it was not you who killed them, but Allah killed them. And you threw not, when you threw, but Allah threw) and vertically on the right side "كتائب الشهيد" (Martyr Brigades).

Dragon

DIANEE · 1 year ago

I'M NOT

A cartoon depicting Daenerys Targaryen and her three dragons. Two of the dragons are collared. A black dragon with a red sack slung across its shoulders confronts the group, exclaiming, "What are you doing this to meee? I am out of here, you're not even my real mom!"

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