Therapist memes

My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."