Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Rapper Jokes
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
