Rapper jokes
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!