Rapper jokes
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Memes
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.