Rapper jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Memes
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!