Rapper jokes
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"