Rapper jokes

How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?

With some HOT TRACKS!

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.

Why was the rapper always late?

Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some cash flows.

Why don't rappers ever gamble?

Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS.

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

Why don’t rappers tell secrets?

Because they always end up DROPPING it.

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

How do rappers stay cool in the summer?

They drop ICE COLD rhymes.

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To NAIL his performances!

Why did the rapper become a mathematician?

To count his STACKS of CASH.