Rapper jokes
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.