What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
