Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.