Rapper jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!