Rapper jokes
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.