Rapper jokes
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
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Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E