Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Rapper Jokes
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
