Rapper jokes
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Memes
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.