Rapper jokes
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.