Rapper jokes

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To drop some SWEET BEATS!

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?

NAP-TAIN

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

What's a rapper's favorite sport?

Rhyme racing.

Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?

Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

What's a rapper's favorite insect?

Rhy-mosquito.

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.