Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"