Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A MIC WRENCH
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo"
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many FANS
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
People who wannabe rich an famous rappers should always look at rapeboat, and learn wat not to do.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
Wats the funniest thing u ever read? 4 me it wusz when rapboat told me he wuz a legit rapper.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
DR. DRE-SEED
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
