Rapper

Rapper jokes

Prick

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

Traffic

What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?

"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"

Dictionary

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?

So he could DEFINE his own beats!

RapBoat

What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

Memes

Party

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

Line

Why was the rapper bad at fishing?

Because he always threw back the lines!

Wrapper

What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?

A wrapper with no FILLING.

Type

What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?

When it's Coolio!

Fan

Why don’t rappers ever get cold?

Because they have so many fans!

Egg

How does a rapper like his eggs?

Hard-boiled, to match his beats!

Ice

Why was the rapper always cold?

Because his lyrics were too ICY!

Chef

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

Math book

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.