Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!