Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
