Rapper jokes
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Dababy
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!