Notebook jokes
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Paper.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Community talk
I just spent a long time opening a goddamn fucking sticker to put it on my notebook and now it looks weird because I don’t have enough stickers damn it
Guys I am going to cry, I lost a notebook with art in it... Like I spent all day on 3 important pages.. but idfk where it went... I'm also not going to speak for a while most likely, I can write or type but not verbally unless like I need to talk to a teacher or something.