Notebook jokes

"Twins sitting in class."

Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

What is the leader of the school supplies?

The ruler!

Paper.

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.