"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Notebook Jokes
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Paper.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
