Notebook jokes
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
Paper.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
Community talk
I just spent a long time opening a goddamn fucking sticker to put it on my notebook and now it looks weird because I don’t have enough stickers damn it
Guys I am going to cry, I lost a notebook with art in it... Like I spent all day on 3 important pages.. but idfk where it went... I'm also not going to speak for a while most likely, I can write or type but not verbally unless like I need to talk to a teacher or something.