Notebook jokes
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
Paper.
Memes
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Memes
Community
I just spent a long time opening a goddamn fucking sticker to put it on my notebook and now it looks weird because I don’t have enough stickers damn it
Guys I am going to cry, I lost a notebook with art in it... Like I spent all day on 3 important pages.. but idfk where it went... I'm also not going to speak for a while most likely, I can write or type but not verbally unless like I need to talk to a teacher or something.