King Von jokes

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon.