Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
DR. DRE-SEED
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL SCRUB
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next RHYME
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
