Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
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Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
