Rapper

Rapper Jokes

Shovel

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

To dig deep with his lyrics.

Pencil

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Phone

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

Chef

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

Umbrella

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

Hide

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Ladder

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

Chef

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!

Basketball

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Bar

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

Chef

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!