What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME
What's more stupid than Rapper & Booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble RHYMES
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE
