Rapper jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.