What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Rapper Jokes
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
