Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo"
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
What do you call a rapper who took a DUMP?
Lil' Crappie
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
