Rape jokes
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
She said no, so I raped her.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
My teacher is a rapist.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
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