Rape jokes

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

About to go on a date.

But she was late.

So I got some tape.

And eventually punished her with rape.

Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?

The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.

She said no, so I raped her.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.

What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?

My stepdad did beat cancer.

My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

Normal girl stating her opinion.

My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!

I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."

Why do I call my priest daddy?

Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.

My teacher is a rapist.

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"

How are rape and an airplane similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?

Kill her first.

"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."