ur smash me so hard i gave her the d
rapist: rape doesnt hurt anybody victim:
somebody shouts "fire!"
man1 - get the children out man2 - f*** the children man3 - we dont have time
bro wtf is all this!? like fr tho none of this be funny....messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Rape jokes aren"t funny
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
rape isn't a joke unless you watch youtube kids.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called 'serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude come on you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists. unless you force them the point.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife
what did saskia say to Brandon? A=can you rape me like you did syndey
my dad raped my mom , now I have a brother
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
These girls were bullying a kid, I asked if they were raping him... They stopped
What flavour ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavour
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterwords
Normal girl staying her opinion. My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it but “rape” jokes is really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are more better than women but men and women are both good, some one posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap but fuck it I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapist here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But know one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course but it is hard to be a like that. 1 we grow up just the same as men and men don’t always get judge for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see ur underwear shit which is. Pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slit shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
