Rape jokes
Haha, you just saw sex!
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.