How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Rape Jokes
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Rape is not a joke.
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
97 percent of women...
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
