Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
