Race jokes
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."