Race jokes
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.