Race jokes
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Memes
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.