Race jokes
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
Memes
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.