Race jokes
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Memes
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.