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Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.

What do superheroes put in their drinks?

Just ice.

I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.

Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!

Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.

How do you play chess with a Catholic?

You put a condom on the bishop.

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

Why do cops never put orphans in jail?

Because they aren't wanted.

I'll put white in your smile.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.