Put jokes
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"