Put jokes
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
I'll put white in your smile.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.