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Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

What do superheroes put in their drinks?

Just ice.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod