If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Put Jokes
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What is red and puts out fire?
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
