What has 4 legs and two gloves
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Knock knock who’s there IBC IBC who IBC you later
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails
What would the Mandolorian be called if it was made in an aquatic centre?
Mandachlorian.
What did the step dad say to the flower? YOU'RE GROUNDED!
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
a horse walks in a bar. the bartender said why the long face
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
2 men walk into a bar no clue how they didn't see it
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Wanna see something dark
close your eyes
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!!
