What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Can a match box? No but a tin can.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... It's just collecting dust.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. Credit to Sans (undertale)
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Q: Have you ever felt a window? A: Did you feel the pane?
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
What happens at night in Bangladesh? -- It gets Dhaka.
