Puns
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.