Puns
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!