Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
If two Stoners get married, do they have Joint assets?
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn't have the time
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
- wanna hear a joke about ghosts? - no - THATS THE SPIRIT!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
