What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
a galiminus.
what side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? the psycopath.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away it's chair
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman
Frostbite
Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list. But no pun in ten did.
why did the toad cross the road to show his girlfreind he had guts
I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"
what do u call a tall affluent person-a big success
What’s the most artistic fruit
Vincent mango
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species. I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection
What is Michal Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin dounuts.
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit
What is the chair's favorise person? A sit-izens.
"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
