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How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
A depressed man was caught on top of the empire state building with marijuana, needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried
A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.đ„
My dad told me that his dreams were shatterd a few years ago
Then i asked him how many years ago
He replied with âwhen were you born?â
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*
what did one brick say to the other. Never LEGO
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. last time she just let it go.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?" "Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive
