Puns
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.