Puns
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"