Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho chees- Okay I can't do this anymore.
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE! Doctor: sit down for a minute.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
Do you know where time is? because it keeps flying by.
What do you call a farting boxer???
Gaseous Clay
What did Google Translate sat to Siri? Why are you so Siri-ous?
I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable -
but I never realized they suited me
