Puns
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.