Puns
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.