If iron man and quick sliver teamed up.. They would be alloys.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom? To search for Poo
I don't like these Under tale jokes. They just don't make any Sans.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say "You're next". So I started poking them at funerals and saying "You're next" to my friends.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say thats a fair retail.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. -- He was high on my list of priorities.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
