Puns

Puns

Bee

    • These are bee puns.🐝

    I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

    I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

    (Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

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    • Ocean

    • What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

    Door

    • Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

    The seventh door.

    Man

    • One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."

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    • Instrument

    • According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

    Boy

    • If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

    He fell for her.

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    • Skeleton pun

    • I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.

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    • Addiction

    • If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

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