People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
where do t rexs shop dino stores.
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
I’d like to relish the fact that you’ve mustard up the courage to ketchup to my level
Fisherman are the best at networking.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn't want to spread it
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
