Did you know ghosts are alcoholics They only come out for the Booz
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
I’d like to relish the fact that you’ve mustard up the courage to ketchup to my level
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications
One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about- Anonymouse
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? a chill pill.
The crocodile just kept saying no! He was in Da Nile!
Where are average things manafactured? The satisfactory!
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn-yards
Why do ghosts love elevators, they lift their spirits!
