Puns
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.