What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
The Meaning of F in Orphan Terminology. Pun Intended. Kidding. Not Kidding.
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, numbskull. You see, an orphan is a kiddo without a family. The joke plays on this by saying that the "f" in "orphan" stands for "family", which is ironic because orphans don't have one. Get it now, genius?
Anonymous
There is no f but the PH stands for...