Sleeper jokes

I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Sleep, but make it forever.

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))