Puns
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting? Octopied.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.