Puns
Yeet.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.