Puns

I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.

My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

Maybe I’ll be Tracer.

I’m already Tracer!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because...

You're overreacting.

Ma name is Bendover.

Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.

You big gay.

What do you call a fruit's penis?

A percock.

Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)

Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

Submit a joke :-)

Your love life.

I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.

I can't see the bee.

It's by the beehive.

Meow meow meow meow :p

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

What color is a burp?

Burple!

So I was walking.