Butt

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

Dare

My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.

Storm

I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.

Programmer

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

Pot

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."