Puns

What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"

What does a nosey paper do?

It gets "Jalapeño" your face!

Someone asked me where to find de wae?

I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.

My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.

I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

Maybe I’ll be Tracer.

I’m already Tracer!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because...

Ma name is Bendover.

You're overreacting.

Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.

You big gay.

What do you call a fruit's penis?

A percock.

Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)

Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

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I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.