Puns
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Ma name is Bendover.
You're overreacting.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
You big gay.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Meow meow meow meow :p
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
What color is a burp?
Burple!
So I was walking.