Puns

What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!

I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"

What does a nosey paper do?

It gets "Jalapeño" your face!

Someone asked me where to find de wae?

I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.

My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

Maybe I’ll be Tracer.

I’m already Tracer!

I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because...

You're overreacting.

Ma name is Bendover.

Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.

You big gay.

What do you call a fruit's penis?

A percock.

Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)

Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

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Your love life.

I can't see the bee.

It's by the beehive.

I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.